OLD TIMER
By: xffan_2000
Summary: Drabble. What's "old" anyway?
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Wally pushed his food around with his fork.
"Problem?" Shayera asked, sitting down beside him.
"The orphanage threw me a birthday party today."
"That was nice."
"The kids thought I was really old."
"Compared to them, you are."
"I'm only twenty-five!"
"I was wrong," she said, smiling. "You're just a baby."
Wally dropped his chin to his fist. "How did you handle turning twenty-five?"
"I don't remember."
"Did you go out and get drunk or something?"
"Probably," Shayera said. "But it was so long ago."
"Oh, right. Had to be less than ten years."
"More like fifty-two."
Wally's jaw dropped.
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