Summary: Pointless holiday drabble guaranteed to spark a debate over the "actual" lyrics.
Wonder Woman found Batman in the lab. Smiling, she leaned against the countertop. When it became obvious she wouldn't move out of his way, he stared at her.
"The orphans loved our Christmas gifts," she commented.
He grunted, reaching around her for a slide.
"Did you know there are alternate lyrics to certain holiday songs?" she asked innocently.
"Jingle bells..." she began.
His teeth ground together.
"Batman smells..." she continued.
He turned away from her.
"Robin laid an egg."
His eyes rolled under his cowl.
"Batmobile lost a wheel and the Joker got away."
"Not funny," Batman growled.